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    June 6, 2019

    Conquering climate change: Time to kill the cows?

    According to some scientists, the final straw for humanity will be a fart. Well, not just one. But a collective cloud of flatulence emitted from the tailpipes of cows. The Global Warming Crowd (GWC), claims there is no time to lose — the cow farting has to stop! Accordingly, the entire herd of cud chewing, farting bovines is now in their cross-hairs. It would be interesting to know what percent of the GWC are …

  • Published
    May 16, 2019

    Point: Show me the money

    President Trump has reneged on his campaign promise by refusing to cooperate in releasing his tax returns while lobbying others in his administration to follow his lead to protect his personal interests. In what appears to be a clear example of protectionism and obstruction, U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin denied House Ways and Means Committee Chair Richard Neal’s April 3 request, claiming it lacks “a …

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    May 16, 2019

    Counterpoint: No need to pound the table

    There is an old adage, when the facts are on your side, pound the facts! When the law is on your side, pound the law! When neither is on your side, pound the table! During my counterpoint, there will be no need to pound the table. In this case, the governing law is the Constitution of the United States of America, specifically Article II, Section 1, paragraph six. In describing the qualifications to be president …

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