Children's jokes for a snowy day.

By patrick quinn | Mar 08, 2018

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?.....He thought his wife was a flake!

What do snowman eat for lunch?....Icebergers!

What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?.......snow and tell!

If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst about global warming?........No privacy.

If the sun shines while it is snowing, what should you look for?.......Snowbows!

Where does a snowman keep his money?.......In a snowbank!


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