Fathers get "No Respect"

By patrick quinn | Jun 16, 2017

I asked my old man if I could go ice skating on the lake he said "wait till it warms up".

I could tell my father disliked me, my bath toys were.... a toaster and radio.

My father wanted me to be a poster boy....for birth control.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent my father a piece of my finger.......he said he wanted more proof.

My fathers dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap...he was in the electric chair.

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of.... me.

My father made me join a bridge club.....I jump next Tuesday.

What a childhood I had, when I took my first steps....my father tripped me.

Happy Fathers Day to all us chumps who get "No Respect".

Rodney Dangerfield, born as Jacob Cohen from Jamaica, Queens, NY. Thank you.



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