By patrick quinn | May 16, 2017

What's the difference between the Mafia and the government?.......Only one of them is organized.

One sure way to keep children away from "marijuana"...... classify it as a vegetable.

Padraig, Mark and Sean enter the weekly raffle at the local Pub. Padraig won a fine bottle of whiskey, Mark won a turkey and Sean won a toilet brush.  They met the next week at the pub.  Padraig said the whiskey was the smoothest; Mark said the turkey was the sweetest.  Sean was silent so they asked him about his prize.  He said: "It wasn't that great......I think I'll go back to using paper."


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