Senior Moments.

By patrick quinn | Oct 01, 2017

Death is the #1 killer in the world.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate..... at which one may.... die.

Health nuts are going to feel really stupid one day,.... lying in the hospital,..... dying of nothing.

We all could take a lesson from weather......it pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird......now,.. people take Prozac to make the world well,...... less weird.

Give somebody a fish and you feed them for a day,.....give them the internet and they won't bother you for a day, a week..... maybe a year!

Life is like a jalapeño pepper,....what you do today,....  may be a burning issue.... tomorrow.

Bon appetite!

 

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