"What? Me Worry?"

By patrick quinn | Apr 16, 2018

Mrs. Murphy appears before the Magistrate who says: "tell me Mrs Murphy why did you shoot your husband with a bow and arrow?"  Mrs. Murphy replies: "I didn't want to wake the wee little ones; do you know how hard it is to get them back to sleep?"

Amadaun calls the hospital and asks the doctor: "How's my wife?"    The doctor says: "is this her first baby?" and the man replies: "no, this is her husband."

Amadaun went to the library and asked the librarian: "I'd like a good book." The librarian says; "Would you like something light?" Amadaun says: "It doesn't matter, I have the car outside."

Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere. Think good vibrations of peace. tune at A432.

 

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